JH: And now, folks, it's time for the vacant NWC World Tag Team Titles to be decided on! Will HIW again take the titles home? Or will it be--
ST: The rightful title holders themselves, our own Might and Magic! Die, Lack of Personality, DIE!!!
JH: *Sigh* Let's go to the announcer.
JO: Ladies and gentlemen...the following tag team match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the vacant National Wrestling Council Tag Team Titles!
[The arena darkens, bringing a hush to the crowd. After a long moment of anticipation, a loud BOOM comes over the loudspeakers, reverberating throughout the arena. The Simone-Tron flashes, bright yellow on a black field...]
WE ARE YOUR FUTURE
[Kristion slides under the ropes into the ring, while Ken hops onto the apron, then over the ropes. Once inside the ring, though, their differences vanish, and they act as one. The two hop up on opposite turnbuckles, with Ken working the crowd and Kristion staring silently toward the stage. After a moment, they drop off the turnbuckles and meet in the ring, nodding silently to each other as they await the entrance of the Unmentionables.]
JH: This is a huge chance for Ken Richardson and Kristion to get some measure of revenge against Might and Magic for costing them the World Tag Team Titles a few weeks ago on HIW's flagship show, Luau!
ST: Never gonna happen. Mikey and Mimic'll tear 'em apart!
JO: And now entering the arena... at a combined weight of five hundred sixty-five pounds... MIMIC and THE WARLOCK! MICHAEL! DJIN! They are your TSW Triple Crown Tag Team Champions and they are MIGHT AND MAGIC!
[The slowly ascending volume of drumming at the beginning of Godsmack's "Bad Magick" begins playing over the PA system. The hard guitar quickly kicks in afterwards and a simultaneous gusts of red and gold smoke spew forth from the entranceway. Gold laser lights begin to adorn the arena's headroom. A red spotlight falls on the entranceway.]
JH: It looks like it will be Michael Djin and Kristion ready to start this match off!
[DING! DING!]
ST: Is it over already?
JH: It would be if Might and Magic were wrestling against The Unmentionables. No talent Hacks... But... It's just starting, as Kristion and Djin go into a collar and elbow lockup!
ST: Oh. Hey, isn't that the PUW Tag Champs in the front row?
JH: That it is! Ross Garland and Stan Khaytin of Fifth Column are indeed watching this match, and very closely, I'm sure...they have the next World Tag Team Title shot!
ST: Meh. Djin and Mimic'll clean house with 'em.
JH: Well, at the moment, it's Kristion who has a hammerlock on Djin. Djin scouts a back elbow to the head, but changes his mind, instead opting to grab Kristion over his shoulder and snapmare him down to the mat!
ST: *Yawn*
JH: Djin quickly bounces off the ropes as Kristion gets to his feet...a clothesline attempt by the Warlock is ducked, and Djin bounces off the other side, right into a dropkick! Djin is right back to his feet, and catches another dropkick!!
ST: Duck this time!
JH: Djin is back up yet again, and he ducks...right into the flat of Kristion's foot! The Legend-Killer had Djin scouted on that one!
ST: He got lucky, is all. I promise.
JH: Kristion is wasting no time at all, jumping onto Djin's shoulders for a hurricanrana...and Djin catches him!! The Warlock back up a bit, then falls back, hanging Kristion out on the ropes!
ST: Now that was some quick-thinking! Djin's right back to his feet, too, and he grabs Kristion by the head, dragging him over to unfriendly lands!
JH: Unfriendly is right...it doesn't get much more unfriendly for a member of Cult of Personality then in Might and Magic's corner! Djin tags in Mimic, and the two whip Kristion into the ropes...a double flapjack sends Kristion high into the air before colliding with the mat!
ST: Heh heh. Now remind me, Howard...why do you like these HIW idiots?
JH: Because they're a very talented team, Schaef.
ST: They haven't shown me much so far, beyond botching a rana.
JH: Might and Magic doing a good job thus far of separating Kristion from his tag team partner, that's for sure! Djin leaves the ring as Mimic pounds away at Kristion! He pulls Kristion up and grabs him from the side...a reverse Russian legsweep, sending the HIW co-tag champions crashing face-first into the mat!
ST: And it's early pinnin' time!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!!!!
JH: Kristion with the kickout, but Mimic wastes no time going at him! He grabs Kristion's left calf and pulls him into the center of the ring, but the Legend-Killer makes it to his feet...and nails Mimic with a stiff enzuigiri!
ST: Stiffer then a tall glass of tequila, that one was!
JH: Kristion quickly scrambles to his corner and tags in the Whirlwind, who leaps onto the tunrbuckle and takes aim as Mimic staggers to his feet...spinning heel kick off the top rope! Richardson probably just knocked a few of Mimic's teeth out with that one!
ST: Okay, even I'll admit, that was pretty damn cool for a guy who weighs almost 270!
JH: Richardson is right back to his feet, and he yanks Mimic up...Richardson off the ropes with a flip clothesline to Mimic! The Whirlwind is on fire as he gets up...and delivers a superkick to the face of Michael Djin, just for the hell of it!
ST: Hey!! What the fuck was that? Where's all this sportsmanship I've heard so much about?
JH: That would come from Kristion, Schaef. Not from the Whirlwind.
ST: Well, screw you, Ken Richardson!
JH: That's not very nice...
ST: Neither is the Whirlwind. Who does he think he is, some kind of superhero?
JH: Wrong wrestling universe.
ST: Oh. Nevermind.
JH: Richardson turns around as Mimic gets to his feet...a comes off the ropes and catches Mimic with a reverse bulldog, smacking the TSW co-champion's head against the mat!
ST: Okay...I've decided. Kristion may be tolerable...naah, screw it. I hate 'em both!
JH: Well, here comes the Legend-Killer, as Richardson makes a no-look tag after coming off the ropes...Richardson with a swinging neckbreaker on Mimic as Kristion leaps onto the turnbuckle!
ST: Guillotine legdrop from hell! And these two cheaters won't even stop double-teaming poor Mimic!
JH: They have until the count of five, as Kristion grabs Mimic in a full-nelson...and Richardson hits a calf kick, sending Kristion flying back into a dragon suplex! They call that the Endgame...and here comes Michael Djin, an enraged look on his face!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!!!!
ST: Mikey breaks it up...and kicks Kenny in the gut while he's at it!
JH: Djin pulls Richardson up into the air...SUPLEX PILEDRIVER!! My god, Ken Richardson just basically fell nearly seven feet, right onto his head!
ST: Dude...that was damn cool!
JH: Meanwhile, Kristion grabs Mimic and throws him out of the ring, then turns around...he ducks a clothesline attempt by Djin and grabs him from behind! Hangman's neckbreaker on Djin!
ST: Aww, c'mon, guys! You can beat these two losers!
JH: Kristion is right back up to his feet, and he's heading toward the turnbuckle! The Legend-Killer is known for his high-flying ways, and it looks like he's going to display them for us right about now!
ST: Hey, check it out! Mimic's back up already, and he's headed toward Kristion!
JH: Mimic hops up onto the apron, and he pushes Kristion off the top rope...and right into Djin's raised knees! Good teamwork and timing by the home team!
ST: And that's why they're going to win, too. They have teamwork.
JH: Well, in all honesty, Richardson and Kristion are two of the best at working together, but at the moment, it's Might and Magic in control! Djin gets back to his feet and tags in Mimic...
ST: Who was the legal man anyway, mind you.
JH: Mimic's in the ring, and he and Djin pick Kristion up. A whip into the ropes, and the Legend-Killer catches two kicks to the midsection...and a double DDT! My God, his head just bounced off the mat!
ST: And check it out...now it's MIMIC that's heading to the top rope!
JH: Mimic walks over to the corner while Djin holds Kristion down...AND MIMIC HITS THE GUERILLA STRIKE!!! Mimic nails Kristion's own insane finishing maneuver on him!
ST: God, I love this team!
JH: Mimic's back up...apparently, he's not finished yet!
ST: Nope...he wants to completely humiliate this team!
JH: Djin watches with approval as Mimic picks Kristion up and grabs him by the head...I think he's going for Richardson's Whirlwind Death-Drop!
ST: Sweet!
JH: Mimic runs up the turnbuckle...and Richardson is back up! He taps Djin on the shoulder and smiles at him as he turns around!
ST: Mimic hit it! He hit the Whirlwind Death-Drop!
JH: And Richardson hit a spin kick with shocking velocity on Djin! Djin is down, and Mimic is making the cover!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!!!!
THR...
JH: Richardson break the pin with an elbowdrop to Mimic's back! He pulls Mimic up and whips him into the corner...
ST: And into the referee!
JH: The referee is down! Richardson grabs Mimic and nails him with a powerslam, and then goes to check on the ref!
ST: Hey, here comes Djin! He's headed this way on the outside!
JH: The Warlock has grabbed a chair from the timekeeper, and one from our ring announcer as well! He slides both chairs into ring, and follows after!
ST: And now things get fun.
JH: Kristion is pulling himself slowly to his feet as Mimic and Djin both grab chairs...
[CRACK!!!]
ST: And I say DAMN!!
JH: DOUBLE CHAIR-SHOT!!! The Legend-Killer is down, and down hard! He's got to have a concussion!
ST: Hey, that's what happens in this business. You don't like it, then get the hell out.
JH: Richardson is up to his feet after hearing that chair shot...
[CRACK!!]
[CRACK!!]
JH: TWO chair shots in quick succession! Both Richardson and Kristion are down and out, completely!
ST: And this is where Djin wakes up the referee, and Mimic makes the pin. And TSW wins tag team gold.
[A mix of cheers and boos emanate through the crowd as two men come down the entrance ramp.]
JH: No...this is where Crash and Burn of HIW come to ringside!
ST: Ain't those the guys who have to wrestle C. o. P. for the HIW Tag belts this week?
JH: I see you've been paying attention.
ST: Good...they can help M&M destroy the punks!
JH: Crash Domino and Cinder Burn slide into the ring...and attack Djin and Mimic from behind!
ST: WHAT?!?!?
JH: They're here to even the odds! Burn spins Mimic around and clotheslines him over the ropes to the arena floor, and Domino's got that chair! He takes aim at Djin and swings!
[CRACK!!]
ST: He's still standing! Michael Djin is invuln-
[CRACK!!]
JH: You were saying?
ST: I meant NEAR-invulnerable.
JH: Djin is down, and Domino looks outside of the ring his partner, who's brawling with Mimic!
ST: And right in front of Fifth Column, nonetheless! God, they've gotta be lovin' this!
JH: Domino gets a sly smile on his face, and comes off the ropes on the opposite side...he dives over the ropes at Mimic!
ST: And Mimic ducked!
[RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!]
JH: DOMINO LANDED ON FIFTH COLUMN! Crash Domino just performed a perfect tope suicida, and he nailed the PUW Tag Team Champions!
ST: And they look pissed off, too!
JH: Domino gets back to his feet...and he gets nailed by Ross Garland! It looks like PUW has finally decided to get involved after being attacked!
ST: And Mimic turns around...he nailed Garland!
JH: Which draws Stan Khaytin in! He attacks Mimic...and PUW is now beating the living hell out of Crash Domino and Mimic! Inside the ring, both Djin, and Richardson are getting to their feet, all bleeding from those chair shots...and Kristion groggily rolls out of the ring, coming to the aid of Crash Domino!
ST: The ref is starting to move again, it looks like...
JH: Cinder Burn just slid into the ring! He picks up the chair and takes aim at Djin!
ST: MIKEY DUCKS!!
[CRACK!!!]
JH: MY GOD!!! What a wild chair shot...the Whirlwind is down! Ken Richardson has been levelled by Cinder Burn, who I believe was aiming for the Warlock!
ST: Doesn't matter who he was aiming for...it's who he hit!
JH: Burn looks aghast, as he drops the chair...and Djin is pinning Richardson! Michael Djin is taking advantage of the situation!!
ST: That's my boy!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ST: YES!!! THEY DID IT!!!
JH: Might and Magic did it!! They're the NWC Tag Team Champions!
ST: I like this Cinder Burn guy...and I bet Richardson HATES him now!
JO: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS...and NEW NWC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD....MIIIIIIIGHT AND MAAAAAAAAGIC!!!
ST: The match is over, but the brawl continues!
JH: On the outside of the ring, it's Fifth Column, Crash Domino, Kristion, and Mimic all brawling amongst themselves! Security is coming out here to break this up! My God, what a controversial situation surrounding this match! We'll be back after this!!